Here's the deal.
Between us, I've been telling everyone how great you are. And, if you're gonna be as interesting as I told everyone you are, we've got to address the elephant that is the room. Not a literal elephant, of course. That would be ridiculous. This, on the other hand, is much worse. It's your office, and it's beige. It's your home, and it's decorator's white, which is basically like beige for hipsters.
(leans in to whisper)
Before anyone else finds out about this, let's head to your place (not in a creepy way, get your head out of the gutter) and figure out how to add some color to your life. But, like, in a subdued way, right? Totally. Or, sure, yeah, the complete opposite is cool, too. Love statement pieces.
Your wish is my Pamplemousse.
